July 17th, 2008
More Than Meets The Beard
Don’t think the future doesn’t also mean evolved lice. Because it does. And these little fuckers had the added benefit of a nuclear accerlerant. But the Beardlings really aren’t any different from you or me — beside their habitat (beards), their food (also beards), and their knack for the postmodern (not only do they live in beards, but have beards themselves). Elsewise, they’re as much a tiny, parasitic squatter as the next gal — oh, wait. Sorry.
-BLT
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July 17th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
HA!